Me: *dramatically takes off coat* The cold never bothered me anyways
Me: Just kidding its freaking freezing out here *puts coat back on*
hey what do boners feel like
spread your legs and I’ll show you
Everybody record the moment when a tumblr user ACTUALLY gets close to getting laid
Amazon Prime Air is a delivery system Amazon Inc. plans to implement into their service by the year 2015. Small packages purchased through Amazon.com will be shipped to the buyer via air drone in as little as 30 minutes.
i cant wait to fuck it
"How the Media Failed Women in 2013," courtesy of Miss Representation. This is mind-boggling and you must watch it right now.
*pounces on you and gropes your butt* :33
THIS MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE i am secondhand embarrassed and about to cry
hnnnngg I just found out my mom’s gonna be doing music vocals for the new Tinkerbell movie “The Pirate Fairy” WHICH FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW
HAS TOM HIDDLESTON AS CAPTAIN HOOK
SO YEAH MY MOM WAS ALREADY AWESOME BUT NOW I’M FANGIRLING OVER HER SO YEH BE JEALOUS
why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving
you know what would be cool? a show about, like, vigilante Victorian prostitutes hunting down Jack the Ripper.
They never did figure out why he stopped killing. And most serial killers don’t stop unless they are stopped. I’m just saying.
HOLY CATS I WANT TO WRITE AND DRAW THIS AS A GRAPHIC NOVEL
OMG THE RESEARCH ALONE WOULD BE AWESOME
I promise to assist in the research of this.